RT @feedyourhole: @pizzalucanyc is doing big things. RT & Add them! #
In another life i used to work for this place http://t.co/rwWW6QIf #
airport friskers always point out they're only using the backs of their hands. I think the implication is handfronts are gay. #
.@jasonlatour at the airport. Now i sleep for a few days til @beckycloonan arrives. I am …

"@choitotheworld: Ooooooooor we could stop tryna make danny masterson happen" #
& then: "@rupertmurdoch: Middle America mostly in great shape & spirit, versus both coasts almost opposite but with some great exceptions." #
I THINK I WOKE UP DRUNK SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME A BAGUETTE FROM DOWNSTAIRS #
Siri makes me capitalize everything #
This is how i feel right now http://t.co/EHpoh2fP #
breakfast of …

woke up to a baguette on the nightstand. I am the worst Julia Roberts ever. #
also today i'm readin FRANKIE GET YOUR GUN BY @RobbiRodriguez & it's pretty insane http://t.co/vsK00gMK #
Baseball manager joe torre & def jam MC joe torry have teamed up to anger @McKelvie #
Attn @jaredkfletcher @hermanos there are things on sale should i buy them …

hello, paris #
upon arrival in paris it turns out i can't check in til 6 hrs from now. so it's off to probably fall asleep in the movie theater. #
I am finally lying on the couch in my paris apartment. It has a balcony! #
one day i'm gonna start a restaurant in paris that's ONLY open on sundays #
congrats to …

anyone know how the hell to delete a file from COMICFLOW? #
someone does not want me to leave without her http://t.co/XPEDZKo6 #
when packing for a month away a man's brain comes up with way more terrible possible scenarios than he does in his life as a fiction writer. #
listen if you had any idea how i just reacted to leaving …

artists draw spider-man like he belongs over that skyline. i think they should draw him like he doesn't. #
i can disagree with @royalboiler about many things but we will always come together over our love of terrible old man pun-comedy #
also also i am easy prey to a sketchblogs like @harveyjamestm's http://t.co/nYa0LyVb #
attn: @cliffchiang @cbcebulski “reservations available for @questlove's @cook4quest …

if you want tweets with weird letters you don't understand, follow @mckelvie #
that NBC can't make 30 rock/community/parks&rec work probly says a lot about how outdated/broken the network system is http://t.co/M24NQ9vh #
the song at the end of the avengers is like AIDS in music form #
it is interesting that rufalo who is by far the least acclaimed of all the …

when ubisoft says "we're gonna unlock this if we get enough hits" there is no PR reality where they later say: sorry, we didn't get enough. #
i mean marketing is marketing but you come on, guys. think about how it would look for them to announce they didn't have enough interest. #
Staying calm is stupid. And there is nothing more …

oh no. RIP maurice sendak. #
tourist lady asks :'how do I get to the twin towers?' 'head downtown about 30 blocks and then back in time about 11 years' #
i'm not gonna be in NY that week, but you guys should go and eat all of these @thrillist burgers http://t.co/bQ5OaJl1 #
INTERNERDS: here's 40% off in the foursquare store for whoever …

does "it's complicated" mean "she doesn't know i live in in her linen closet" #
sometimes life imitates art and that art is dr. peter thraft and life doesn't wear it quite as well #
GO CHECK OUT ONI PRESS ON FAB!! http://t.co/nUXW4ruR #
kitten just literally scared the pee out of his sister. now she's shaking like a leaf. #
GO CHECK OUT …